This week’s instalment for the modern Plague Enthusiast discusses why we should stop calling anti-vaxxers, anti-vaxxers. Why Plague Enthusiasts risk getting a bad name. Why gravity and pigeons are liars. And why Gillian McKeith don’t know shit about Covid.
I was involved in a discussion about vaccines yesterday. Someone wrote, “Suggesting that a person who practices free will and bodily autonomy is an anti vaxer is absurd. Why do they need a label?”
To give you some context, we were discussing this article: When I read anti-vax posts by ‘wellness’ advocates, what I see is ableism.
Don’t call me Anti-Vaxxer
It seems even before the Covid pandemic, or Convid plandemic if you prefer, anti-vaxxers didn’t like being called anti-vaxxers.
In 2019, The anti-vaxxer group Crazymothers (no, I am not making this up) requested that we retire the term “Anti-vaxxer”.
“Dear Media,” the open letter read. “Please retire the use of the term ‘Anti-vaxxer.’ It is derogatory, inflammatory, and marginalizes both women and their experiences. It is dismissively simplistic, highly offensive and largely false. We politely request that you refer to us as the Vaccine Risk Aware.”Crazymothers
People responded by saying that if they were really aware of the risk of any adverse effects of vaccines, which are mainly minor, extremely rare and do not include autism (despite what you may read on that bastion of scientific information [squints] crazymothers.info). Especially when you weigh it up against the risks associated with not getting your child vaccinated, which include your child getting a potentially deadly disease and risking the health of others around them.
An outbreak of measles in the Democratic Republic of Congo, for instance, has seen 233,337 cases of measles and 4,723 deaths over the past year, with children under the age of five accounting for almost 90 percent of those deaths.
Some people came up with some alternative suggestions, like “Medically Illiterate Murderclowns,” “Child Killers”, or my personal favourite “Plague Enthusiasts”.
I am not Anti-Vax, I am Anti-Covid-Vax
I hear variations of a theme frequently. I am not anti-vax, I am anti-Covid-vax. These “experimental injections” are still being trialled, or haven’t been trialled. These are the common cry of the plague enthusiast.
Which is horse shit.
A friend wrote this, “it is a myth that the vaccines are still being trialled. Primary endpoints were reached prior to regulatory approval. Additional data is primarily being collected on duration of immunity”
Which I think spells it out. But if this isn’t enough, how about if half the people on the planet had a dose, is that enough of a trial for you? To date there have been 6.3 billion doses of the Covid vaccines administered. Nearly half of the world’s population have had a jab.
But we don’t know the long term side affects…
Do we know the long term side effects of Covid? Do we fuck. Studies are already saying that it may cause a ‘substantial drop’ in intelligence in people recovering from Covid-19.
Crackpot Covid theorists
I think the modern Plague Enthusiast needs to call out when they see stupid things written or shared by the crackpots. They are giving the Plague Enthusiast a bad name.
As a “Pro-Vaxxer/Sheeple” I can laugh at many of the things I see being shared by the committed Plague Enthusiast. But more often than not I am left nearer crying.
This made me laugh. And cry.
Gravity is a lie folks
Gillian McKeith don’t know shit
It also made me laugh and cry, when Gillian McKeith, the lady that was once the Great British poo expert, was duped this week. Celebrated Plague and Poo enthusiast Gillian, shared the ‘Don’t get vaccinated’ spoof funeral home pro-vaccination message to her 71k Plague Enthusiasts on Twitter.
She also says the “simple secret” is: Vitamin C, Mineral Zinc and Vitamin D3. A secret for simple folk indeed. But not a proven remedy for COVID-19.
Plague Enthusiasts, You can do better!
You need to stop saying that vaccines are still being trialled. Or they are DNA gene therapy. Or they are deadly, I mean, I have been keeping an eye on the “Pandemic of the Unvaccinated” for nearly 3 months now. Not one report of hospitals running out of beds due to vaccine adverse reactions. But many different reports of the unvaccinated taking up many of the beds in ICU, across the world.
Please stop sharing made up tin-foil hat wearing nonsense like this:
– Doesn’t know what a barcode is
– Doesn’t know what an IP address is
– Doesn’t know what a MAC address is
– Doesn’t know how Bluetooth works
– Doesn’t know how vaccines work
Folks, I believe that’s Bingo.RJ Nerd Dad on Twitter
I honestly don’t understand how anyone in their right mind can believe this shit. If you are an Plague Enthusiasts and spot fruit loops sharing stuff like this, I suggest you tell them they are being ridiculous. After all you wouldn’t want everyone to think that all anti-vaxxers, sorry, Plague Enthusiasts, are fucking arseholes would you?
Bird’s Aren’t Real
Did you know that the United States government systematically slaughtered every bird in North America and replaced them with surveillance drone replicas? No?
The Birds Aren’t Real movement has been active since 1976. Once a preventative cause, their initial goal was to stop the genocide of real birds. Unfortunately this was unsuccessful, and the government has since replaced every living bird with robotic replicas. Now their movement’s prerogative is to make everyone aware of this fact.
Consider that the Global Elite are all vaccinated. you know the people who can afford the world’s best doctors are all vaccinated. Plague Enthusiasts, please moderate your lunatic fringe. Stop sharing misinformation and disinformation, it kills people. These fruit loops are giving the rest of you Plague Enthusiasts a bad name. And do not listen to the pigeons, they are lying motherfuckers. Listen to Stewie instead.