Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s Nicki Minaj

Never Mind The Bollocks here's Nicki Minaj

I have an unhealthy obsession. Misinformation and disinformation have brought out strong pro-vaccine sentiments in me. Some of my favourite people are vaccine hesitant, because of misinformation. Some have even morphed into full-on anti-vaxxers, due to disinformation. Do I still love them? Of course I do. Which is why I am trying to change their minds. But why did Dr. Anthony Fauci, Boris Johnson and the Minister of Health for Trinidad and Tobago get involved when a rapper started spitting about Covid this week? And did I tell you about that time I become a peddlar of Snake Oil, and how much money you can make from the exploitation of the gullible/PureBloods?

Nicki Minaj is too sexy for the vaccine



I am fed up with all this bollocks. Which reminds me of Trinidad’s favourite spitter, Nicki Minaj. I was never a big fan of her music. But then I am an old person, or so 3 different anti-vaxxers described me on one glorious day last week. Well, they actually called me an “ignorant old man”. Guilty as charged mother fuckers.

I am no medical expert, but I know one when I see one. And the people who can afford the best medical experts on the planet, are all vaccinated. Every single one of them. From The Queen to Elton John, from Trump to Biden, from Gates to Murdoch, from the Pope to The Dalai Lama. The world’s fastest, greatest, worst, richest, kindest, smartest, powerful and most sexy people are all vaccinated. Every single one, except for Nicki Minaj. Oh, and that geezer from Right Said Fred.

You might not have even heard of Nicki Minaj until a couple of days ago. But she has 22.6 million more followers on Twitter than I do. She is a big deal. She became an even bigger deal this week. For all the wrong reasons. And she proved, that once again, if you want to get ahead. Lie. Works for Trump, Bolsonaro and Johnson. And it worked a treat for Ms. Minaj too.

This has got to stop. We can not afford to let the liars win anymore. They are hurting and killing people.

“My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied.”

Debunking lies is hard work

Even the health minister of Trinidad and Tobago felt compelled to debunk the story from Minaj, who was born in Trinidad and claimed the friend of her cousin lived in the island nation.

“We had to expend a lot of time and energy yesterday… because suppose it was true, we don’t want to be accused of just ignoring it. But we spent a lot of time yesterday trying to track it down. So far, it has not proven to be true in Trinidad or… anywhere else in the world,” Terrence Deyalsingh said during a Covid news briefing on Wednesday.

Deyalsingh said Minaj’s tweet “did not help” and makes their job harder because the rapper has “some sway.”

Breaking News: Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend awaits
testicler examination in Dr Fauci’s surgery.

No evidence

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s leading infectious disease expert, debunked and dismissed the claim as false when asked about it during an interview Tuesday on CNN.

“There’s no evidence that it happens, nor is there any mechanistic reason to imagine that it would happen,” he said. “So the answer to your question is no.”

Fauci went on to talk about the dangers of vaccine misinformation.

“There’s a lot of misinformation, mostly on social media, and the only way we know to counter mis and disinformation is to provide a lot of correct information,” he said. “And to essentially debunk these kinds of claims, which may be innocent on her part. I’m not blaming her for anything but she should be thinking twice about propagating information that really has no basis.”

Even Boris got involved, and he spat, “I’m not familiar with the works, or as familiar with the works of Nicki Minaj as I probably should be,” U.K. Prime Minister Boris Johnson said, adding that “vaccines are wonderful and everybody should get them.” Professor Chris Witty condemned the myth spreading too.

Rapping medical disinformation



But, you say, Nicki’s just a rapper, no-one is going to take medical advice from her! Are you so sure about that?

Her fans are young. Do they want to watch Fauci, Johnson or even Merkel spit? Do they fuck. Why would or should they? They love Nicki. She talks their language. So, even when she makes up a fan-bloody-testicle story about her cousin’s friends magnificent ball bags, they listen. Even if Nicki just wanted an excuse not to attend the Met Gala. The super-stars ball mandated vaccinated A-listers only for 2021. Some of her fans will take notice of her medical spit. Hey, it might even sound plausible. And is similar to other horror stories they have heard about this ‘experimental injection’.

More cock and ball stories

Did you hear about Jacqui Deevoy’s friend? The poor bloke had the AZ jab. Hours later, while sitting at the dining table, he suddenly projectile vomited pints of black blood. Just as you thought it couldn’t get any worse he started bleeding out of his bum, and bruises appeared all over his body. This didn’t keep his pecker down though, and at least you can’t say that AstraZeneca kills your libido, he decides to knock one out. Imagine his horror to discover he had blood in his semen. Of course, rather than call an ambulance he calls his good friend Jacqui.

AstraZeneca makes you horny

Now, because of the implausible nature of Jacqui’s tweet, and even though she is a freelance journalist, some doubted that her story was true. Which is when the humour started. And perfectly illustrated by this fine piece, by Luke McGarry:

I laughed so hard I pulled a chakra

And that has been the one saving graces of being a pro-vaxxer, it’s fucking funny. Whenever you’re not crying with sadness, or even doubting the number of far-right anti-vaxxing-radio hosts that are dying from Covid. You are laughing. I think I pulled a chakra laughing hard at this:


But it’s not all a laughing matter. A vaccinated friend of mine is being shunned by her anti-vaxx ‘friends’. Because she is ‘shedding’. Which is complete nonsense.

Vaccine shedding is the term used to describe the release or discharge of any of the vaccine components in or outside of the body. Vaccine shedding can only occur when a vaccine contains a weakened version of the virus. None of the COVID-19 vaccines contain a live virus. So they can’t shed.

The vaccines don’t make you magnetic either. COVID-19 vaccines do not contain ingredients that can produce an electromagnetic field at the site of your injection.

But some people didn’t get the memo.

Where did I leave my uterus?

It’s true! I’ve had both doses and don’t have a uterus!

Seriously, I am seeing a pattern emerging – testicles, and shedding. My testicles thankfully have not swollen though.


Just in case your are concerned: there is no mention in the linked med article about the spike protein, nor testicles/ovaries/uteruses.

Say hello to the PureBloods and the Genetically Modified

GM means Genetically Modified, which of course is untrue. I hear that some anti-vaxxers are labelling themselves #PureBlood now. Which is kind of cute. Especially if you’re going for that full-on Nazi ideology of blood purity. Or perhaps you want to be the next Harry Potter villain? I am no medical expert, but seriously, I think this non-GM PureBlood should go and see a regular doctor. I don’t think the specialities of a TikTok or Facebook consultant are needed. Just a regular GP. Maybe start with the head.

Shock horror, Pfizer gives you a hard-on

*I know of someone* – this sounds legit. Not sure what Pfizer drug they are referring too though, Viagra or Vaccine? To be fair they both begin with a V. Meanwhile in other news, shares in Pfizer have gone through the roof today.

Anti-vaxxers have a hard-on for Bill Gates

A lot of cock and ball stories. Are anti-vaxxers perverts? You know what else they like? Bill Gates and microchips. They fucking love these. If only there was a way of combing both of their loves…

I am still finding people who believe that was the whole point of the Plandemic and Convid. Did you see what I did there? But, really some people actually believe ‘they’ can track the vaccinated. I don’t think they have quite decided who they are yet. But Bill Gates and Dr Fauci are mentioned a lot. Which was why the vaccines, I mean ‘experimental injections’, they still call them experimental, even though nearly 6 billion doses have been administered now. And after about 100000 clinical trials. Where no-one died. The vaccines were designed solely to track human beings. But why? Why not track that smartphone you already own? It is twaddle. But it keeps the fruit loops engaged.

Ivermectin is causing Global Worming

Oh, and they love a bit of horse dewormer aka Ivermectin too. If only we could find away of combining Bill Gates, microchips and horse paste… Don’t you love memes?

But this shedding & magnet idea got me thinking, how could I profit from the gullible, I mean #PureBlood?

I needed to start a Graphene Oxide Detoxification Kit business. There are a lot of gullible, I mean, woke people that need detoxing.

Designed especially for PureBloods, introducing Woke Juice®

I spent a lot of time on my spiel:

Thanks to Jesus, I am blessed with a magical fountain in my kitchen which offers an endless supply of this anti-GM solution. I have of course done no scientific testing. And of course no testing on animals. But Nicki Minaj, my new global ambassador and I believe it to work on GM people jabbed with the experimental injections known as Pfizer-BioNTech, Moderna, Johnson & Johnson, AstraZeneca and Sputnik V.

You’ll be relieved to know that Nicki’s cousin’s friend’s testicles are now at the correct size and he is no longer firing blanks after just one ‘shot’ of this easy to swallow juice.

The magically clear organic liquid is sold on a monthly subscription basis starting at only $50pm plus P&P.

The first 100 subscribers get an Anti-5G tin foil head protection kit, and a signed copy of Nick’s new album – Never mind the bollocks. Subject to availability.

Of course Bill Gates and his cronies have said that I can’t use the word’s ‘medicine’, or ‘life saving drug’, or ‘miracle cure’ when describing this ‘treatment’. But, we know right? Who’s laughing now Bill?

#PureBlood #Truth #AntiExperimentalInjectionJuice #AntiSheepleLiquid #BillGatesIsEvil

Follow the money

You will hear a number of phrases from anti-vaxxers. Such as “wake up”, “sheeple”, “ignorant old man” and of course, “follow the money”.

Just ask Piers Corbyn, he loves a bit of cash. Mind you easy come, easy go. And so it would seem that the whole Anti-Vaxx movement is a grandiose scheme for Snake Oil peddlars.

Pandering to the PureBlood

Another business this week are peddling to this PureBlood market. Is the Blaeneinion eco-retreat in Powys, Wales. They have banned vaccinated guests, and are fully booked for two weeks after ‘outpouring of support from like-minded souls’.

Sharon Girardi, 44, claims people who have been vaccinated are ‘triggering’ miscarriages, swollen testicles and nosebleeds in anyone who has not been jabbed

In a public notice, the owner Sharon Girardi said: ‘With great sadness we have made the decision that we will be unable to welcome folk on site that are ‘vaccinated’ with the experimental CV19 jab.’

She added: ‘We have honoured all previous bookings regardless of visitors’ beliefs on vaccination.

‘There are many people with the same views that I are cautious about the experimental nature of the injections. They are grateful to have somewhere to go.’

Ms Girardi continued: ‘I would like to point people to the MHRA website to see the side effects of the vaccine.’ 

Clinical trials have shown the Covid-19 vaccine to be safe and effective, providing immunity against the virus. 

However, Ms Girardi said: ‘I have a duty of care to my family, to our staff and to anyone staying on site.’

She also claimed people who have been vaccinated are ‘triggering’ miscarriages, swollen testicles and nosebleeds in anyone who has not been jabbed. 

In a Facebook post to her 1,300 followers Mrs Girardi claims people’s pets have died because their owners have been given a Covid 19 vaccine. Which is of course complete bollocks.

How do you spell gullible?

But as we have established liars are difficult to prove wrong, and often make huge profits. Never mind the deaths, here’s the great Convid swindle in one easy to swallow shot: The evil mother fuckers are the one’s saying the vaccines don’t work. And they are laughing all the way to the bank, while you are trying to breath or score some horse paste to shove up your ass. Misinformation and disinformation are evil. And Nicki Minaj spits lies. But I still love you, get vaccinated please.

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By Rich Senior

Meditator, Yogi, Tai Chi practitioner, Guitar player, Music maker, Writer and Web developer.

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